Bill Ding cartoon

Last time, he just held up a sign. Now Bill's on the soapbox, demanding Handy Andy DO IT YOURSELF! He did however provide a great written come-on with "Get your supplies here", part of Bill's irresistable seductive nature. Andy know that this job is in his lap, or rather Bill's lap, and he's just the chap to do the job. At least Andy thinks 'woodworking' is fun... will this be the end of Bill's whoremongering, having found a carpenter to settle down with?
Yeah, right. He's just been taking in a little variety, that's all.
Rejected ad slogan:
Bill gets what he wants
So don't reneg -
He's got all your supplies
Don't make him beg

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