Bill Ding cartoon

It's like Bill took a whiz in the hovel's open roof, or since he has power over the elements he's commanded a raincloud to wring itself out in the fissure – ya know, Bill, maybe the owners were trying to patch the hole before you came along and destroyed the house?! Dickweed.
The proportions here are whacked out. Bill's big black shadow is on the other side of the house, as though he can park it anywhere he wants. He must be fun at parties, presuming the roof is intact of course. But the fun with roofs doesn't stop here...
Rejected ad slogan:
Bill's your master
And he's so aloof
Cross him and rain goes
Right through your roof

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