Bill Ding cartoon

Like we said, now that you're done with the siding your next project is to reshingle the roof. This is the only time you will ever see Bill take one for the team. His face is absorbing the big drops of water, and soon he'll warp. (Okay, Bill is warped already, nevermind.) Some people read the Good Book, he reads Good Roofs while waiting for someone to get out of the upstairs shower. This time the shadow sits next to the chair but does not overlap it.
Rejected ad slogan:
There's a place for everything
And everything has its place -
For once it's Bill who gets
Repeatedly splashed in the face

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