Bill Ding cartoon

This could be how the previous ad's roof hole developed – he burned a hole in the roof with focused sunlight. And you thought only mechanics did this sort of serreptitious business expansion... Wouldn't you be really creeped out if you looked out your livingroom window and saw this facing you? It would be like a 1950's horror flick!
Our esteemed copy editor/artist has never heard of the semicolon.
Rejected ad slogan:
Through my magnifying glass
I watch you drop your pants -
Then when the sun comes out
I burn you up like ants

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