caption 1: Bernadette fell ass-over-teakettle through a hole in the fabric of the
universe into a bachelor's apartment, which made him quite happy because she had a
nice ass, but left her unfulfilled because like many bachelors he lacked a teakettle.
caption 2: Bernadette's father always told her "if I had a dog that looked like
you, I'd shave its butt and teach it to walk backwards." Eventually it sunk in.
behind the Deseret Industries, Spanaway WA, and likely was torn off of a corkboard (nice ass!)