There was quite the lineup at the principal's office last Tuesday.
Anita (in the back) fell asleep during 2nd period history because she
had a long night drinking. Franco was doing his imitation of the
ag teacher, complete with the baggy pants and the eight-months-
pregnant midriff. Julia was in for her weekly whipping; no one
recalls what for but she shows up dutifully every Tuesday. And
Christina had to explain for the seventh time this month that she
hasn't turned in her homework because she lost her hands in a
shop class accident. School would be over before my turn was up.
found in the Parkland/Spanway Library - do kids today even get 'hacks' anymore?