Mary looked forward to the prom because she was going to leave early
with Tony (the only junior with a mustache), and they were going to
a motel room for a bottle of strawberry Boone's Farm and deflowering.
She would notice mere moments after this picture was taken that her date
was totally smooth below his cumberbund. She stayed at the dance.
found near the 7-11, and doesn't his pants remind you of what the droogies wore in A Clockwork Orange?