The Haynes brothers, Derek and Clive, wanted to become the most notorious train robbers
the Oregon Territory had ever seen. Unfortunately for them, the trains that ran past
their town only carried lumber and foodstuffs, not money or valuables. So they opened
up the first auto insurance agency in the area, and made off like bandits anyway without ever
firing a shot or owning a fast horse... granted, it took longer, and they wore masks by choice.
it always surprises me when someone loses a photo out of the family album; why did it ever come out?