While Gina got teased a lot for looking like this when she was 11, and still hadn't
completely outgrown her geeky features by the time she graduated, at her ten-year
class reunion all the guy's jaws dropped. Not because she'd gotten any trimmer
or prettier, but because she married a huge black football player who was a millionaire.
I like big butts, and I cannot lie... And braces. And ugly ducklings.