Jeff was a headbanger and played air-drums. The problem was that he'd
gone bald but still wanted to have rocker hair when he went clubbing.
He'd tried the usual toupee adhesives, Poly-Grip, and Elmer's Glue-All
to keep his locks on his head. He finally resorted to Krazy Glue and
would be set for a week... but he didn't always get his hair on straight.
found behind the now-defunct Deseret Industries, Spanaway WA