Brunhilde wasn't sure how she was going to marry off her twin daughters
until she tried the classified ads in the big-city newspaper. At first
there were no responses when she listed Maudrie and Magpye under category 35:
Lonely Hearts with their faces placed next to the ad, but she finally got
some offers when the paper 'accidentally' published their listing under
category 12: Farm Equipment For Sale... and stated they were a 2-for-1 deal.
if that didn't work, they'd soon be listed under category 8: Livestock For Sale
...and failing that, last chance, they would be under category 29: Pets - Free
This was, of course, a long time before the invention of eBay or Craig's List.