Pamela couldn't do a thing with her hair, but she did often use it as an
excuse not to go out on dates with guys she didn't fancy by claiming she had
to wash it that night. Eventually the boys began to wonder why Friday and
Saturday were hair-washing nights if she never did anything to get it dirty.
true story: this 1970's slide was sold to me by the woman's brother at a yardsale, Parkland WA