her: "Gawd DAMN you make the greyest hamburgers, Josh. Not like the
freakin' Wilsons next door, whatta they put in their burgers... rat balls??"
him: "Shhh, honey, eat the rest of your burger and talk quieter. The Wilsons
are out in their back yard right now! We might never get invited over again."
her: "I don't freakin' CARE, Josh! I don't want more rat balls burgers!"
lower-left of center is a 1990s can of Safeway Select cola, if you wondered