(__)    /                        \         * OFFICIAL EDITION *
         (oo)   (  November 1989 Version!  )
  /-------\/  --'\________________________/      * WORLDWIDE DISTRIBUTION *
 / |     || *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
     Cow
      -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -  -


         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/       /-------\/
 / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||       / |     || 
*  ||----||      *  ||W---||      *  ||w---||      *  ||V---||
     Cow           Cow laden        Same cow       Nancy Reagan-type
                   with milk     after milking     cow with milk

         (___)             (___)    *        (___)             (___)
         (o o)             (o o)     \       (o o)             (o o)
  /-------\ /       /-------\ /       \-------\ /       /-------\ /
 / |     ||O       / |     ||O         |     ||O       / | ~#>-+|O 
*  ||,---||        * ||@\--||          ||,---||       *  ||,----|
   ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^    ^^          ^^     ^
   Bull       Same bull after    Rotc bull after    Red-blooded American Bull
              seeing above cow   seeing other bull   shooting the Rotc bull



         (__)             (__)             (__)             (__)
         (oo)             (oo)             (oo)             (oo)
  /-------\/-*     /-------\/       /-------\/   ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
 / |     || \     )*)(\/* /  *     / |     || 
*  ||----||  *   \ |||/)|/()(    ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ 
\/|(/)(/\/(,,/   \)|(/\/|)(/\
  Cow munching   Grass munching   Cow in water       Cow in trouble
    on grass         on cow

          (__)             (__)    *        (__) *      (__)
          (oo)             (oo)     \       (oo) |      (oo)
  /--------\/      /-oooooo-\/       \-------\/  \-------\/
 * o|     ||      * ooooooooo     o  o|     ||   /     ||
    ||----||     ooooooooooooo        ||----||>==/-----||
 ooo^^    ^^    ooooooooooooooooo     ^^    ^^         ^^
  Cow taking      Cow in deep         Cow getting the shit
    a shit            shit             kicked out of her


         (__)
         (oo)                       U
  /-------\/                    /---V
 / |     ||                    * |--|                       . 
*  ||----||
   ^^    ^^
      Cow at 1 meter.       Cow at 100 meters.      Cow at 10,000 meters.



         (__)                     )__(                vv    vv
         (oo)                     (oo)                ||----||  *
  /-------\/               *-------\/                 ||     | /
 / |     ||               / |     ||                 /\-------/ 
*  ||----||               /||----||                (oo)
   ^^    ^^                vv    vv                (~~)
      American Cow              Polish Cow            Australian Cow



         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (oo)                ____ (oo)                _---_(oo)
  /-------\/               /-    --\/               /-     -\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               /|      || 
*  ||----||              *  ||___-||              *  ||___-||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
 Freshman Cow at          Freshman Cow            Freshman Cow
 start of school      After the "Freshman 15"    After the "Freshman 20"


         (__)                     (__)                     (__)
         (OO)                     (@@)                     (xx)
  /-------\/               /-------\/               /-------\/
 / |     ||               / |     ||               / |     || 
*  ||----||              *  ||----||              *  ||----||
   ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^                 ^^    ^^
 Cow who drank Jolt       Cow who ate            Cow who used Jolt to wash
                      psychadelic mushrooms      down psychadelic mushrooms


                                         /\                  __
                                        /  \                 ||
             (__)                 (__)  \  /               (_||_)
             SooS                 (oo)   \/                 (oo)
      /------S\/S          /-------\/    /S          /-------\/
     / |     ||           / |     ||    /  S        / |     ||
    *  ||----||          *  ||----||___/    S      *  ||----||
       ^^    ^^             ^^    ^^                  ^^    ^^
    This cow belonged     Ben Franklin owned       Abe Lincoln's
  to George Washington       this cow                   cow


                                                 (__)
         *        (__)                           (oo)
          \       (oo)                     /------\/
           \-------\/                     /|  |/  |
            | ==$ ||                     / |  [) ||
            ||----||                    *  ||----||
            ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^
     Old "One Arm" belonged           This cow was given to
       to Ceasar's Palace           Hugh Hefner for his Birthday


                  (___)               (__)      (__)
                  ( O )               (oo)      (oo)
           /-------\ /                 \/--------\/
          / |     ||V                   |        |
         *  ||----||                    ||------||
            ^^    ^^                    ^^      ^^
  The cyclops that Jason and         This cow lived with
  the Argonauts met had this cow        Dr. Doolittle


             (__)                   (__)
             [##]                   (@o)
      /-------\/             /-------\/              /-------  (__)
     / |     ||             / |     ||              / |     || (oo)
    *  ||----||            *  ||----||             *  ||----|---\/
       ^^    ^^               ^^    ^^                ^^    ^
 This cow belonged      This cow lived with      This cow belonged to
  to Flash Gordon       the Little Rascals       the Headless Horseman


                  (____)             (____)                           (____)
                  (oo  )                (o  o)                        ( O O)
       /-----------\  /          /-----\    /----          /-----------\  /
      / ||       |  \/          / |   |  \/   |           / ||       |  \/
     /  ||       ||||           \ |  |      | | |        /  ||       ||||
    *   ||||-----||||            *| | |-----| | |       *   ||||-----||||
        /\/\     /\/\             /\ /\     /\ /\           ^^^^     ^^^^
   This cow belonged         This was Salvatore      No one was sure whether
    to Pablo Picasso        Dali's favorite cow    M.C. Escher's cow had four
                                                           legs or eight


               O__O                             \_|_/
               (oo)                             (oo)
        /-------\/                       /-------\/
       / |     ||                       / |     ||
      *  ||----||                      *  ||----||
         ^^    ^^                         ^^    ^^
    Cow at Disneyland         Cow visiting the Statue of Liberty

                        (__)                        (__)
                ^^      (oo)                        (--)
            ^^^^ /-------\/                        /-\/-\
         ^^^^^  / |     ||                        /|    |\
       ^^^^^   *  ||----||                       ^ |    | ^
    ^^^^^^^^  ====^^====^^====                     |    | ^
^^^^^^^^^^^^ /                                     /----\
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^                               /    \ \
 ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^              ^      * ^
     Cow Hanging Ten at Malibu           Cow sunning at Malibu

                )\               (__)
               /  \              (oo)
         ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~
            Cow swimming at Amityville

         *                                                 (__)
          \                                                (DD)
           \                                        /-------\/
           |\                                      / |     ||_\_/
         \ | \ (__)                               *  ||----|
         \\|| \(oo)                                  ^^    ^
          \||\ \\/                         Cow chugging brews and staring at
           ^^ \||                            sunbathers at Fort Lauderdale
            \\ ||
             \\||
              \||
               ^^                                 / / / / / / / / / / /
                \\_                              / / / / / / / / / / / /
                 \_                              / / / / / _______   / /
  Cow skiing a Black Diamond at Aspen            / / /    /   |   \  / /
                                                 / / /    (__)|      / /
                                                 / / /    (oo)|      / /
    ( @@@ )                                        /-------\/ |
     ( @@ )            (------------)             / |     ||^_|
        @@  (__)       (  *>COUGH<* )            *  ||----|
         @@ (oo) . . . (  *>COUGH<* )               ^^    ^
      /--UU--\/        (____________)
     / |    ||                           Cow sheltering from English Weather
    *  ||---||

    (New) Jersey Cow

                        O O                 O O
                         \ \               / /
                          \ \          (__) /
           (__)            \ \         (xx)/
           (DD)             \ +--------+\//
    /-------\/               \|        | /
   / |     ||                 +--------+
  *  ||----||
     ^^    ^^
 Cow fantasizing about "Riding the Mechanical Bull"
             at Gillies in Texas

                               (oo)             o   (oo)
                        /-------\/           ____\___\/
                       / |     ||           / |     ||
                      *  ||----||          *  ||----||
                         OO    OO             OO    OO
                      Detroit cow          Mustang cow

                                       (oo)              (oo)
                        /---------------\/           /----\/
                       / |             ||           /    ||
                      *  ||------------||        *-||---
                         OO            OO          OO
                            li-moo-cow          fastback

     o  o
     |__|             (__)             (__)
  ----\/       /-------vv       /-------\/         oo
     ||       / |     ||       / |     ||
  ---||      *  ||----||      *  ||----||
     ~~         ~~    ~~         ~~    ~~
  bixby        bela lugosi      boris karloff  claude rains
  relative     cow              cow            cow
  
                   x
               xxxx|xxxx
            xxxxxxx|xxxxxxx
                   |
                  //
            (__) //                        (__)   (__)
            (oo)//                         (oo)===(oo)
     /-------\//                    /-------\/     \/-------\
    / |     |//                    / |     ||       ||     | \
   *  ||----|                     *  ||----||       ||----||  *
      ^^    ^^                       ^^    ^^       ^^    ^^
 Julie Andrews Cow                         Siamese cows
  
  
                        o        o             (__)    ^
                         \      /              (oo)   /
                          \    /           _____\/___/
         (__)              \__/           /  /\ / /
         (oo)       _______(oo)          ^  /  * /
  --------\/       /|  ___  \/             / ___/
 /|x=a(b)||       / | {   }||         *----/\
* |------||      *  ||{___}||             /  \
  ^      ^^         ||-----||            /   /
                    ^^     ^^           ^    ^
  
Mathematical        Television      This cow does Disco    
    Cow                 Cow        (That's what comes of
(developer of        (Cow-thode      snorting cow-caine)
  cow-culus)          Ray Tube)

             o
             | [---]
             |   |
             |   |                              |------========|
        /----|---|\                             | **** |=======|
       /___/___\___\                         o  | **** |=======|
       |            |                     ___|  |==============|
       \-----------/             [](   )={(oo)} |==============|
        \  \   /  /             /---===--{ \/ } |
     -----------------         / | NASA  |====  |
     |               |        *  ||------||-----^
     -----------------           ||      |      |
       /    /  \   \             ^^      ^      |
      /     ----    \
       ^^         ^^           This cow jumped over the Moon